Dear Friends

My TEACHERS, who were all FAMOUS at one time, some still are, all had reasonably low CHOLESTEROL levels...because they are so famous and IMPORTANT, much more so than your teachers, they also all had cool hairstyles and wore EXPENSIVE perfume when they performed, not to mentioned that they ONLY played low b foot open hole POWELLS and nothing ELSE...and anyone who disagrees with me is an AMATEUR!!!

Geeze Patrick! I guess I better switch instruments and up the ol' perfume budget....Thank you for opening my eyes!

My TEACHERS, who were all FAMOUS at one time, some still are, all had reasonably low CHOLESTEROL levels...because they are so famous and IMPORTANT, much more so than your teachers, they also all had cool hairstyles and wore EXPENSIVE perfume when they performed, not to mentioned that they ONLY played low b foot open hole POWELLS and nothing ELSE...and anyone who disagrees with me is an AMATEUR!!!

I wasn't your teacher, but I'm infamous.
I had eggs for dinner
I have no hair
I don't use perfume, but I do pass gas
More than half my flutes are wooden or plastic
I can't disagree with a professional.

Joe B
Where's my cheese?

I don't use perfume, but I do pass gas

lololololololol!!!!

Now I think I am going to cry. Everyone is so rude on this forum. whahahahahahahahah!!!

My teacher, who happens to be only reasonably well known ..... (but she was taught by William Bennett, and he was taught by Geoffrey Gilbert) confesses to be a chocaholic, however, she is tiny and stick thin so i think she only sniffs the wrappers :-)

Ow,OW....Oh my side...stop! Let me catch my breath.

happy to make you LAUGH...

MG! Flutist can also be so much ironic! I think the embouchure (the french one) helps having a wider smile. Nice profession/job/hobby or whatever.

Wouldn't farting hurt your vibrato? On other hand, maybe that is how some of the pros do it to get their perfect vibrato!

My husband definitely has perfected vibrato farting.

what a tangled web I wove...

what a tangled web I wove...

"
Joe B
Where's my cheese?"

Why Joe? Are you going to eat that cheese or just cut it?

Are you going to eat that cheese or just cut it?

Both...in no particular order

Joe B

he will cut it, eat it and sit on it...