Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level

Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level

    
Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    20:39 on Saturday, November 03, 2007          

Patrick
(1743 points)
Posted by Patrick

Dear Friends

My TEACHERS, who were all FAMOUS at one time, some still are, all had reasonably low CHOLESTEROL levels...because they are so famous and IMPORTANT, much more so than your teachers, they also all had cool hairstyles and wore EXPENSIVE perfume when they performed, not to mentioned that they ONLY played low b foot open hole POWELLS and nothing ELSE...and anyone who disagrees with me is an AMATEUR!!!


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    20:41 on Saturday, November 03, 2007          

Flutist06
(1545 points)
Posted by Flutist06

Geeze Patrick! I guess I better switch instruments and up the ol' perfume budget....Thank you for opening my eyes!


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    20:47 on Saturday, November 03, 2007          

JButky
(657 points)
Posted by JButky

My TEACHERS, who were all FAMOUS at one time, some still are, all had reasonably low CHOLESTEROL levels...because they are so famous and IMPORTANT, much more so than your teachers, they also all had cool hairstyles and wore EXPENSIVE perfume when they performed, not to mentioned that they ONLY played low b foot open hole POWELLS and nothing ELSE...and anyone who disagrees with me is an AMATEUR!!!


I wasn't your teacher, but I'm infamous.
I had eggs for dinner
I have no hair
I don't use perfume, but I do pass gas
More than half my flutes are wooden or plastic
I can't disagree with a professional.

Joe B
Where's my cheese?


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    22:55 on Saturday, November 03, 2007          

Account Closed
(3248 points)
Posted by Account Closed

I don't use perfume, but I do pass gas

lololololololol!!!!

Now I think I am going to cry. Everyone is so rude on this forum. whahahahahahahahah!!!


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    02:24 on Sunday, November 04, 2007          

angie
(125 points)
Posted by angie

My teacher, who happens to be only reasonably well known ..... (but she was taught by William Bennett, and he was taught by Geoffrey Gilbert) confesses to be a chocaholic, however, she is tiny and stick thin so i think she only sniffs the wrappers :-)


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    14:09 on Sunday, November 04, 2007          

kippsix
(333 points)
Posted by kippsix

Ow,OW....Oh my side...stop! Let me catch my breath.


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    14:17 on Sunday, November 04, 2007          

Patrick
(1743 points)
Posted by Patrick

happy to make you LAUGH...


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    16:03 on Sunday, November 04, 2007          

jose_luis
(2369 points)
Posted by jose_luis

MG! Flutist can also be so much ironic! I think the embouchure (the french one) helps having a wider smile. Nice profession/job/hobby or whatever.


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    12:07 on Monday, November 05, 2007          

Account Closed
(3248 points)
Posted by Account Closed

Wouldn't farting hurt your vibrato? On other hand, maybe that is how some of the pros do it to get their perfect vibrato!


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    12:56 on Monday, November 05, 2007          

kippsix
(333 points)
Posted by kippsix

My husband definitely has perfected vibrato farting.


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    19:31 on Monday, November 05, 2007          

Patrick
(1743 points)
Posted by Patrick

what a tangled web I wove...


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    19:31 on Monday, November 05, 2007          

Patrick
(1743 points)
Posted by Patrick

what a tangled web I wove...


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    07:48 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007          

Bilbo
(1333 points)
Posted by Bilbo

"
Joe B
Where's my cheese?"

Why Joe? Are you going to eat that cheese or just cut it?


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    08:17 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007          

JButky
(657 points)
Posted by JButky

Are you going to eat that cheese or just cut it?


Both...in no particular order

Joe B


Re: Which teachers have the lowest cholesterol level    08:30 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007          

Patrick
(1743 points)
Posted by Patrick

he will cut it, eat it and sit on it...


   





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