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How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!

How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!

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How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    04:57 on Saturday, October 11, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

suzie
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Ok, so I was just going through my collection of flute photos looking for something to find a friend (which, of course, I didn't find!) when I found this folder of pictures that I thought you all may enjoy. I have entitled the following the title of this post. Enjoy!

1 - http://foreverwoodwinds.com/bentarm.jpg
2 - http://foreverwoodwinds.com/bentarm1.jpg
3 - http://foreverwoodwinds.com/bentarm2.jpg
4 - http://foreverwoodwinds.com/bentarm3.jpg

The flute was an older model Armstrong 103 (found the photos on eBay about a year ago). Someone beat the hell out of the headjoint (or something!), the barrel came off and they stuck it on the body tenon (where the footjoint goes), the G# was bent WAY out there to have been visible from looking at the F# key (key that F presses) AND they stuck the footjoint onto the body where the barrel (piece w/ logo) is SUPPOSED to be soldered on.

Just so you all know... There's a plus side to all of this. We now know that the tubing thickness is the same (or quite similar) on both ends of the body lol! Unfortunately, however, I don't recall if this was from the auction where they said that the flute "still plays" or not. Darn! =) -Suzie


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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    07:51 on Saturday, October 11, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes
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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    09:02 on Saturday, October 11, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

vampav8trix
(296 points)

That's too funny.

You have to wonder if they bothered to look at some pictures of other flutes on ebay. Most people would have noticed something amiss.

LOL

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    12:32 on Saturday, October 11, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

Kara
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Just when I don't think people can get any dumber! I bet this was a flute that Sarah from Expert Village was selling.

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    12:35 on Saturday, October 11, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

suzie
(472 points)

Oops! I forgot to mention that! =) LOL I'm sure it'd go nicely with the video showing how to "assemble" a flute. *gag*

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    23:05 on Saturday, October 11, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

Bilbo
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Does this flute play well?

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    00:20 on Sunday, October 12, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

Canadian
(732 points)

Bilbo: Oh, of course! Every flute player covets that flute! Hehehee.

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    01:44 on Sunday, October 12, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

suzie
(472 points)

Ok, ok... Back after popular demand are some more photos I remembered I'd stored in a folder. It took a while to find the folder which was suitably titled 'hahaflute'. Enjoy!

1 - http://foreverwoodwinds.com/p0029269.jpg
2 - http://foreverwoodwinds.com/p0029272.jpg
3 - http://foreverwoodwinds.com/p0029276.jpg

Looks to me like it was an open hole Lark. Pics from eBay again, of course, from a few yrs ago.

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    15:54 on Sunday, October 12, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

MusicalPanda
(258 points)

Wow. Headjoint, foot joint, body.

Some people...


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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    15:28 on Monday, October 13, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

Flutz_Putz
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So... that is NOT the it's supposed to be...? Oh boy, no wonder my flute was so hard to play...

<Added>

Of course, I meant "the WAY it's supposed to be, not the it's supposed to be".

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    17:24 on Monday, October 13, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

riichan
(4 points)

Whoa.... O_O
That's just...wow. Disasteriffic. XD Lol.

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    09:51 on Saturday, October 18, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

philipinoguy
(115 points)

wow lol!

great finds !!

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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    21:05 on Monday, October 20, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes
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Re: How NOT to Put a Flute Together! =) Enjoy!    18:00 on Thursday, October 30, 2008 Vote for this post Vote against this post 0 votes

msgemflute
(8 points)

OK, now I've officially had my laugh of the day! Those pics are funny! I'm attempting to visualize how I'm going to hold my arms, place my fingers, and "play" this "wonderful" flute...LOL!!! This one reminds me of the late night question asked by a friend of mine years ago at summer camp (we were up VERY late): "What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other direction?"

   

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