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balloon
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do you know any really good oboe jokes?
if you do,i would be very happy if you could share it..? 
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balloon
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please, help me.
i need one for my oboeteacher, and i havenīt ever heard any.
even the bad ones are good now..
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Abijah
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Here's some...they're pretty lame though.
Q: What is the definition of a half step?
A: Two oboists playing in unison.
Q: What is the definition of a major second?
A: Two baroque oboists playing in unison.
Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
A: Take the batteries out of his electric tuner
Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
A: The oboe burns longer.
Q: What is a burning bassoon good for?
A: Setting a oboe on fire.
Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.
Q. When is an oboe a good oboe?
A. When it's down a toilet
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balloon
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thank you so much abijah.
i will tell some to him.
but could you tell me what a SCUD is?
iīm from finland, and thanks for my english, i didnīt understand the punchline..
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tanzhilong
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i have one too
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? No one cries when you chop up an oboe!
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