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carterdriggs
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I do not get the cello jokes, except for some, which are really mean.  Help, someone add some that are funny. Please!
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Sean
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Cello jokes? I don't really know what your talking about.But if you want one, I go into a strings instrument store with the owner who liked to decorate his store with torn apart band instruments putting potted plants in them and stuff and my dad said to him, "do you suppose in a band store there would be string instruments with poted plants in them?"   
-That's a true story
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Sean
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Do you mean these??????
Cello Jokes
Q: How do you get a cello to play in tune?
A: Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.
Q: What's the difference between a cello and a bass?
A: The bass just makes a bigger keg.
Q: How do you get a 'cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write "pp, espressivo"
Q: How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
A: Sell it and buy a violin
Q: What does a celloist do when he`s playing?
A: He is going into depression.
Q: What does a celloist do when he`s not playing?
A: Nothing, he has depression.
Q:How do you stop a cellist fromm drowning?
A:Take your foot off his head.
Q:What's perfect pitch?
A:When you throw a cello in the toilet without hitting the rim.
Q:Why do cellists never play hide and seek?
A:Because no one ever comes to look for them.
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carterdriggs
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Yeah sean, those are the cello jokes i was talking about. but what is really fun is going to the other instrumental forums and telling the jokes about their instrument. It is quite pleasing.
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Sean
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It's obvious that the people that made those jokes don't play the cello.
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