Lip Hazard!!!!!

Holy cow! A fellow French horn player posted the funniest story on the horn list. I've cut & pasted it below. The reason I'm sharing it is some of you may be tempted to either try this product or kiss someone who has used it. In either case, your playing can be seriously impaired. Consider yourself warned! ~ Valerie, come back French horn player

I.had.a.little.accident.yesterday....my.chops.blew.up.before.a.concert....there.was.no.apparent.reason.at.first;then.I
found.it.was.due.to.a.new.lipgloss
that,unbeknownst.to.me,.had.that.lip.plumper.stuff.in.it.//this.is.why.Paris.Hilton.does.not.play.corno.

I.had.no.buzz.hWhatsoever.for.2.hrs.
had.to.ice.the.chops.before.concert.after.which.I.was.able
to.play.somewhat...the.only.thing.that.cacked.out.was.a.high.C.in.Wizard.of.Oz.Medley.
how.exciting!!!

so.if.you.are.thinking.of.using.LIP.PLUMPERS.to.get.that.pouty.expressions-think.again.unless
you.just.want.a.good.excuse.to.get.out.of.orchestra.rehearsal.

Lip Hazard!!!!!

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