Hazardous lips!!!!!

    
Hazardous lips!!!!!    00:40 on Wednesday, May 16, 2007          

granny
(132 points)
Posted by granny

Holy cow! A fellow horn player posted the funniest story on the horn list. I've cut & pasted it below. The reason I'm sharing it is because some of you may be tempted to either try this product or kiss someone who has used it. In either case, your playing can be seriously impaired. Consider yourself warned! ~ Valerie, come back horn player

I.had.a.little.accident.yesterday....my.chops.blew.up.before.a.concert....there.was.no.apparent.reason.at.first;then.I
found.it.was.due.to.a.new.lipgloss
that,unbeknownst.to.me,.had.that.lip.plumper.stuff.in.it.//this.is.why.Paris.Hilton.does.not.play.corno.

I.had.no.buzz.hWhatsoever.for.2.hrs.
had.to.ice.the.chops.before.concert.after.which.I.was.able
to.play.somewhat...the.only.thing.that.cacked.out.was.a.high.C.in.Wizard.of.Oz.Medley.
how.exciting!!!

so.if.you.are.thinking.of.using.LIP.PLUMPERS.to.get.that.pouty.expressions-think.again.unless
you.just.want.a.good.excuse.to.get.out.of.orchestra.rehearsal.


Re: Hazardous lips!!!!!    19:49 on Tuesday, February 5, 2008          

clarinet2
(41 points)
Posted by clarinet2

its not really that funny but its ok


Re: Hazardous lips!!!!!    17:05 on Wednesday, February 6, 2008          

DanTheMaster
(820 points)
Posted by DanTheMaster

What's with all the periods after every word?


   




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