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Do you know any good trombone jokes ?
Q: How can you tell that a kid on a playground is a trombonist's kid?
A: He can't swing and he complains about the slide.
Q: Someone asks a trombonist: "What's the subdominant of F major?"
A: The trombonist is confused: "What??? I thought F major was the
Q: How many trombone players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll spend half an hour trying to figure out what position he
needs to be in.
Q: What kind of calender does a trombonist use for his gigs?
Q: What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
A: 1. Vibrato.
2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
Q: How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
A: 1. Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.
your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.
Q: What do you call a trombonist with a beeper?
A: An optimist.
Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?
A: On or off.
Q: What's the best kind of trombone?
A: A broken one!
Q: What do you call a trombonist with half a brain?
Q: How do you save a trombonist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off their head.
Q: How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 5: 1 to change it, and 4 to make ludicrous sexual comments.
Q: How many trombones does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he will do it too loudly.
Q: What's the least used sentence in the English language?
A: "Look at that trombone player's Cadillac!"
Q: What do you call a trombone player in the street?
A: A beggar.
Q: What's the difference between a frog driving a car and a trombonist driving a
A: The frog may be on his way to a gig.
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