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Bassoon Jokes

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Bassoon Jokes

Q: What is the definition of a half step?
Two bassoonists playing in unison.

A: What is the definition of a major second?
Two baroque bassoonists playing in unison.

Q: How do you get an bassoonist to play A flat?
Take the batteries out of his electric tuner

Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.

A: What is a burning oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on fire.

Q: What's another name for a bassoon?
A: A farting bedpost

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