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Flute Jokes

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.

Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.

Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

Q: How do you get two flute players to play in unison
A: Shoot one.

Teacher: Did you here about the flute that could play by itself?
Boy: no...
Teacher: I haven't either.

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