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Percussion Jokes

Q. Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on his dashboard?
A. So he can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They have machines to do that now.

Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break a window to get the drummer out!

Q: Why do drummers have 1/2 ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves during the parade.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

Q: Why do bands have bass players?
A: To translate for the drummer.

Q: How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
A: You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: The defendant!

Q: How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
A: The knock slows down.

Drummers have a brain . . . they just all share it.



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