I`m a litle teapot
short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
hear me shout.....
I`M GOING TO RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THE BLOODY END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zomg Hi.

I always wonder why that frisbee is getting bigger.
Then it hits me.

I`m writing a symphony for my father and could use some help. I can`t write this alone. It will take a year or so though.

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=( ^^ )= MY BUNNY WILL EAT YOU ALL!!!!!!!
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Music. ;)
Funny sayings