Kafoozalum sheet music for Treble Clef Instrument
Come listen to my tale of woe
It happened many years ago
When cunts were wide, and cocks hung low
In hoary old Jerusalem.
cho: Hi, Ho Kafoozalum
The harlot of Jerusalem;
Hi, Ho Kafoozalum
The daughter of the rabbi.
Once on a time there lived a dame
Who plied a trade of ancient fame
She was a girl of ill repute,
In fact she was a prostitute.
Kafoozalum was a wily witch
A filthy whore, a scurvy bitch
And she caused every dong to twitch
That dangled in Jerusalem.
A priest there was, both great and tall
His cock so strong, could break a wall
Which fascinated nearly all
The harlots in Jerusalem.
One day, returning from a spree
His customary hard on, he
Espied her seated 'neath a tree
The harlot named Kafoozalum.
He looked, then took a harder look
And led her to a nearby brook
And from within his robes he took
The pride of all Jerusalem.
Kafoozalum was one to please
She rubbed it gently twixt her knees
And caused a flood that drowned the trees
That grew throughout Jerusalem.
Well the son of a bitch was underslung
He made a lunge, but missed her bung
And he never stopped till he reached the dung
In the asshole of Kafoozalum.
Kafoozalum she knew her art
She arched her back and blew a fart
That sent the bastard, like a dart,
Sailing o'er Jerusalem.
Now, when the moon is big and red
His flying form soars overhead
Raining curses on the head
Of that lousy whore, Kafoozalum.
Note: learned ca. 1943 on the streets of Brooklyn
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