For those of y’all who don’t know me… allow me to re-introduce myself… I am a man of many names… The Cock of the Walk… The Talk of the Town… The Baby Powder Prince… Swaggasaurus Rex… Benjamin Bonkers… Nathan Niceman… The Big Man on Campus… The Life of the Party… The King of the Castle… The Lord of the Manor… America’s Sweetheart… Philly’s Best Kept Secret… “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn MicSkills… A.K.A… TTTRRRAAAAADEMAAAAARRRKKK!!!!!

I am one of a kind... too strange to live; too rare to die