just wanna say a great tuba joke. theres this guy who hung his tuba from the car ceiling and played while he drived! then he got arrested and blowed the prison down with his music. then was sent to some polynesian islands for banishment and made his fortune by training a monkey to play tuba. then went back home with $$$ and lives in a mansion to this day. the end. oh, and the monkey got hired at a circus and plays louie louie on the trumpet. its about 360 bucks to go watch the monkey play. oh, and the old tuba is sitting in some museum somewhere as an example of great bravery against the odds. you see, the police guys were knocked down by the bravery of the tuba guy so they excused him from his life term in prison. haha, wasnt that a good one? i laughed so hard that i started crying.

I`m sorry, but why does almost every post on this forum have little to no mark of maturity or actual relevance to anything?

It was pretty politically correct, except for the Polynesian island thing. The media would mark it "racist". Try again, joker.

Ok man try to like get some like grammar or maybe somthing. Cause he played his tuba when he drives, ya know. Ok Listen you suck really really bad, so maybe try leaving and hopfully somone will love you, `cause there is no love for you here.

yeah okay i dont care for stupid jokes but can anyone give me links for GOOD music i can play on trumpet cos im sick of all this classical crap. ta!