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 flashboner (2 points)
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Boner fights are when two trombone players fight using a trombone case( the trombones are not in the case at the time) Three shots to the torso win. If you want to see one email me at jmura12@ptd.net, I'll send you one. You dont want to miss them they're hilarious.
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 kamigawa34 (8 points)
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I got in a boner fight with a fellow 6th grader and gave him a blody nose and all.. it was visious.
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 n0tshort (36 points)
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So Have you ever gotten to a fight with a fellow section member. I mean a real fist to face kind of thing?
I was in 10th grade years a nd years ago and had been making fun of this guy that wouldnt practice trying to get him to work harder. He could have been really good. I just baught a new horn and had put it on my bone stand and walked a way when I hear a crash. I turned just in time to see the kid pick it up and drop it again. Well I shouldnt have been making fun of him but I came flying over the chairs and beat him prety bad. The director broke it up and well that was a krazy day, He had to pay to get my horn fixed and I had to take a forced week long vacation from school.
Good times. "Andy from camas wa" im sure you dont read this forum but just in case sorry about that.
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 leenychops (13 points)
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I went to a band camp this past weekend and we played this piece where the whole band took it in turns to play the verse and chorus and you stood up when you were playing.. Being a trombone player it was fun because the flutes were in front of me and I nearly knocked them out. Only hit them a few times Every time I stood up after that they leaned to one side for some reason.
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 tromboniac (8 points)
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wow... these are one of the dumbest things ive ever seen but nice job man. definatly entertaining
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 gordo209 (185 points)
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heres a note 2 u. never mess with a clarinet player. when the director wasnt looking i threw a drum stick at a clarinet player. he got !***!ed! he got his clarinet and hit me on da back! it hurt REAl bad. and his clarinet broke! YAY me! so then we got in a fist 2 fist fight. i won, got suspended 4 a while and so much on. arnt band members underdogs!
p.s. plz do not do da same 2 a flute player!
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 TrombonePlaya (21 points)
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WTF boner fights? lol and i found out never put crumbled up crakers in a flute players case, she was !***!ed and she and all the other flute players beat me!!! it hurt pretty bad too lol
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