Ok, I`m sorry, but I`m starting to get irritated. LOOK here, NOW! Please! For the sake of mankind!

................................................I`ve seen people request Gershwin`s Rhapsody in Blue so many times, yet I`ve never seen the person who requested this piece actually being successful.
Now guys...
I absolutely refuse to believe that no one in these forums has the sheet music for this particular piece, whether it be digital or `real`. Honestly, is it so damn hard to scan a few pieces of paper? You`ll save so many lives...
For those of you who are thinking "Meh, BUY it, girl! Here`s a site where you can order it: www.somesortofsite.com"
That will NOT work with me.
I have the money to buy any sheet music I want, but I cannot because:
a) I can`t locate the sheets where I live (Jazz is hard to come by in Moscow, Russia)
and
b) I have no credit card, and my mother doesn`t trust internet shops, therefore I cannot order anything.
Now guys...
Please... Is it so very hard? I`m despearte. I`ve been looking for about 2 years now... Someone here may just about end that fruitless quest of mine and make me very happy.
If anyone does have it but won`t give it just like that I can share... I have a few pieces on my PC.
So it`s all up to you, readers... Make me happy, will you?
Yours truly, Olga.
P.S. e-mail: stargirl_y@yahoo.com