the violin jokes are offensive

i mean really, u maythink im wimpy, but u have to admit, they bash on us alot. they arent even funny. they should get actually FUNNY jokes on this site

I totaly agree with you! I dont know if this one was on this site but I think it was.... The husband says hunny im gonna ride you like a violin and she says I would rather you ride me a like a harmanica That is just plan valgur! I THINK VIOLIN JOKES SHOULD GO!

If that was a sample of the violin jokes, then I totally agree with you. We should make a pettition.

All the jokes are bad and meant to be!

Stop being a wimp.

They're meant for you to go there and say-not funny

I personally don't like the vulgar jokes, but I must admit, I think the corny ones are hilarious! I guess it depends on the context the jokes are being told in...if somebody was telling a violin joke in hopes of actually offending a violinist, then I wouldn't appreciate it, but if the joke is just meant for fun, I really enjoy them.

Oh my gosh. I can't believe a bunch of whimpy violinist are actually complaining about stupid jokes. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!! We do, though, the violists of the world have been told so many horrible jokes bashing us and saying how horrible and out-of-tune we play. I have to admit, these joke do apply to some people, just not all. I don't know why anyone would wwant to make a petition against stupin violin jokes. Jeez, get a life people!!


oh, I got another joke for ya though:

Why don't viola players suffer from hæmorrhoids? -
Because all the buttholes are in the first violin section.

HA! gotcha

You can't petition for people to stop telling violin jokes. Amendment number one to the U.S. Constitution: Freedom Of Speech.Telling bad violin jokes is a right. Just deal with it. You're not the only ones getting bashed. Try being an oboe for a day, we don't have it that great either, especially since people stereotype us based on the bad or beginner oboists.