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Piano Jokes
Q: Why was the piano invented?
A: So the musician would have a place to put his
beer.
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A: A flat major.
Q: Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
A: Because it
makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.
Q: What do you call a fish musician?
A: A piano tuna.
The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang just off
stage. Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward the wings and called,
"If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!"
Do you know any good piano jokes ?
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