The Means Test Man

Ah'm no the factor nor the gasman
Napoleon nor Ronald Coleman
When ye hear me rat-tat-tat upon the door
"Have you money in the bank or money in the store?"
Ye'd better look oot or else ah'll get ye
Try and dodge me if ye can,
For ah'm neither Santa Claus nor Dougalas Fairbanks
I am the Means Test man, ta-ra ra ra ra-ra-ra


RG
Apr01