Got any good band jokes?

Hey all,

I`ve been on 8notes for quite a while, and I noticed that nobody`s started any threads devoted specifically to band jokes. So, here`s mine! This is a general band joke thread - any instrument goes. I`ll start off with a few that I know:

- How do you get a french horn to sound like a trombone? Take your hand out of the bell and miss all the notes!

- A drummer, sick and tired of all the stereotypes against drummers, decides to take up the accordion. So, one day, he walks into a local instrument store looking for accordions. "Excuse me, where are the accordions?" he says to the shop owner. "All our accordions are over there," says the shop owner, pointing to a corner of the store. After examining various accordions in the store, he says to the shop owner "I think I`ll take the red one over here." The shop owner then says "You`re a drummer, aren`t you?" The drummer, puzzled by this remark, says "Yes, but how did you know?" The shop owner says "That `big red accordion` is the radiator."

They can be short, or long, depending on your ideas at the time. Let`s have fun with this, but keep it relatively clean at the same time.

Thomas

Come on guys, I know you`ve got some!

This is a band site, and nobody`s got any band jokes? I`m at a loss for words, guys...

this is just a stupid thread

What about orchestra jokes? Are those allowed?

Yeah, sure! I think "instrument jokes" would have been more descriptive.

Other random moron,

If you want stupid threads, go to the percussion forum.

Three real life instances:

Adverts in a newspaper:

Established string quartet seeks two violinists and `cellist.

Viola for sale, good condition, 16` chinese made. Tuned by teacher.

Anouncement at music festival:

"Calling all drummers and musicians"

I have loads from a joke book. I`ll fnd the book and post the jokes on here as soon as possble :-)