Then the oboes turned

even nastier, and they...

started playing! They were

horribly, extremely, unconditionally evil.

They were so evil

that they invited the

But then Mahatma Ghandi

showed up and was

so disgusted with their

behavior he calmed them

down with chocolate cookies.

When all of a

sudden, the mafia showed...

wielding flutes and clarinets...

To recap this story of awesomeness... and 373 words...
There was a guy that played purple trombones, even though he'd never been to France before. Fortuitously, his command of the former Soviet Union and its supply of un-ending excited pottery students provided all the purple poppies to many senior research fellows. Brass technology, which was really strange when combined with ceramics, made a crap sound and became a rabid squirrel. Unfortunetly, rabies had developed because someone messed up when they tried to cure the atrocious disease but instead summoned IronMan. When IronMan arrived everything changed. No one knew why there were because secretly they weren't from Ghana after all. They were really from Candyland, but that was a whole different story, which we won't recite because of that law that prohibits many musicians from making their own banana crates, generally used to hold random reeds, roaring, rampaging rhinos, and beastly bassoonists bashing the brown bananas until their bassoons were burnt to an unnappealing black crisp which was very smelly, but the bassoonists didn't care. They were too awesome =)
and they smelled worse. One day, all of the oboists rebelled, and took our her/his knife
to carve toothpicks from their evil conducter guy and exact their revenge by crowing on their reeds!!! Then they decided to take over the U.N., so that music could fill the air with love, joy, happiness and peace without uneducated countries trying to.... ban the saxophones from.... late night tv shows where they were always Making people feel like they needed to buy cheap, chewy, Chinese cuisine and awful argentinian armadilos. "Shall we dance?" asked Velma from Scooby Doo... "Nah." Says Bobby Joe... I don't dance like Chuck Norris. He's so... incredible I could never [dance like chuck noris] because Chuck Noris doesn't go hunting. He goes... skidiving from legal offices onto the rooves of buildings of hungry hippo houses. and into spike pits (for some reason) Then the oboes turned even nastier, and they... started playing! They were horribly, extremely, unconditionally evil. They were so evil that they invited the kkk to an orgy But then Mahatma Ghandi showed up and was so disgusted with their behavior he calmed them down with chocolate cookies. When all of a sudden, the mafia showed... wielding flutes and clarinets...