Third post tonight, phew.

I got this put together faster than I thought. I`ve created a `special` (kind of) forum for cellist, but I don`t want people just entering once, then never posting again. I also want it to be small (only around 20 to 30 people, max). This way, at least, everyone will know each other.
That`s why I want you attach your email. That includes Jesse-Lee or anyone else who thinks they should be admitted. Try writing a quick summary as to why you should be admitted, though, because I may not know you.


Thank you for cooperating!

Look, Elisabet the thing is that I am not normal either and my bro was the one who sed you were crazy. I do want help and you seem really nice, Im sorry if I have been rude or anything like that to any of you, and robert yes, we can be frendz, Im so sorry i took so long to reply. Life has been treating me bad and rob it seemed like you had it in for me. Sorry ppl and elisabet talk to me, Id like to get to know the real you, I dont judge people but it seemed ppl were judging me. Do you have MSN elisabet or robert??

I think I should be in the forum thing because I have been through a lot lately. I am a good person, but I have days where I just want it all to leave and go away. I entered this site looking for friends, but I have realised I might not be freind material seeing as people have just gotten mad at me for wot I have sed. So I am sorry, but I am honest, Im kind, and Im realistic. I love the cello, its like my little get away from my troubles. I could use friends and people to talk to, please let me be in the forum thing, cos Ill do my best not to dissapoint anyone anymore...

oh and my e-mail is uniquenessiseverything@hotmail.com add me Robert and Elisabet if you have MSN, i can explain all thats been going on, i just hope you let me...

aaaaawwwwwwwww.............

Thats so cute. jesse was getting his big bro to come help him fight away the big bad men.

But seriously jesse you cant expect to not get ripped on when almost every other word you used was spelt wrong or used incorrectly. not only that but you were mispelling easy words like a*s

Okay heres the deal, Robert your a freaking a*s-hole, you have problems, I mean seriously, how do you get by in life? I think you need to think more about your personality and less on other people

Are u here to sort help or here to categorise people ( who have so much experience than u ) as assholes?( if u dare to use this word, than please use it in its entirety, leaving* will not make it any less crude and difficult to digest. )
And I`ve not seen your question like readinh through all these comments about people being assholes... so what is that u want to ask anyway?
And, this is a music forum. Don`t expect people to be sugary-candy nice to u. U sort for musical advice here, not life advice, and definately not here to make friends.
There`s a great difference in making friends and making acquaintances.
And musicians are hostile, especially pianists and string players alike.
The better they are, the more of an asshole. But, that`s the package, either u take it or leave it.
And seriously, if u wish people to answer your `cello` question discerningly or at least treat your posts decently, then stop calling people Assholes.

ok, listen here u li`l cello freaks - jesse wants 2 b part of the forum (wot eva the hell that is) and u r being soooooo biatchy so..... stop or we will get u and bdw u cant say hes a freak cuz u must hav pretty sad lives if u play the cello anyway (n offenz jessem/jessay) and if u wanna talk 2 fello cello playas then u must b a loser 2 (SO U CAN DO IT 2 WITH KANDOO) and we will get u if u mean cellos suk!! welll they ok but robert and elizabet and seans cellos r g-a-y and elizabet is elizabeth right??? otherwise wot a fake name r u a hippy or sumthin? anyhoo leave jessem/jessay (by this we mean jesse lee) alone or we will find u and hurt u!!!! leave him alone as in stop bein assholations but u ca talkn 2 him politely thats ok i mean but em..enchufate him in the forum or my rottweiler will bite (like thats gonna happen ) but reli stop bein biatchy cuz we can b biatchier 2 u cello playin g-a-y named low lifes!
bdw u smell
frm 4$h & L4uR3n AKA sparrow/chacha & jojo LALA LA on u!!!!

eat turtle wax and let jesse b in el forum!!! or we will beat ur grandma!




BAD

robert is G_A_Y



*very much so *

First, get this.
Nobody can prevent u from being here, though obscene and crude u might be, as there happens to be no moderator here. But if u don`t conduct yrself with decency, then I`m afraid no serious musicians will answer your ridiculous questions.
Well, anyway, what was it that he wanted to ask anyway?

Your all sucking fukin freaks, u speak like freaking idiots, give up the g-a-y act and stop being morons conio. Ur fukin wannabes, i bet ur total dumbasses. Dont u have anything better to do then to judge other ppl, u should check urselves 1st. Ur not descent or respectable so mebbe u should work on urselves and then mebbe u`ll see how much better i am then u, and THANKIES JOJO & SPARROW!!

Whoa!
Who is the `bunch` doing all the judging by calling people assholes?

I have just stumbled across this posting, I love the fact that none of you gives a fiddlers fart about the cello really, you just want to fight the guys and f ck the girls.....totally healthy normal practice. By the way I being old and so not as preoccupied by fighting and fu king (although the latter is mu modus operandi for everything) have been playing for about four years and have a good tone (some say beautiful) and can play the prelude to the first suite reasonably well where should I be for four years on the cello if you have been playing for four years send me a file I don`t know what four years sounds like.

PS I think Robert may be rather pedantic but he has a point (he`s made the posting much more interesting I blo dy hate all this backslaping American bonding bulwhack.

Cheers

Max

sounds like jessy might be angry cos hes only been born for a month, i also get the sense that he might enjoy eating bananas