Hey Heres some funny drummer Jokes..

Why didn`t the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ`s sake!

Two drummers walk into a bar...
which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first guy do it.

Q: What`s the best way to confuse a drummer?
A: Put a sheet of music in front of him.

<<Now that one is definetly true>>
Q: How can you make a drummer slow down?
A: Put a sheet of music in front of him

Q #2: How can you make that drummer stop?

A: Put notes on it!

Q: What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Today my teacher said you know whats funny about drummers? when the lose a pair a sticks and they beg there parents to buy new ones miraculously the old ones reappear.
Yeah i definetly am guilty on that one.