Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. 
 
Blues: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning. 
 
World Music: A dozen different types of percussion all going at 
once. 
 
Opera: People singing when they should be talking. 
 
Rap: People talking when they should be singing. 
 
Classical: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad. 
 
Folk: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century. 
 
Big Band: 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer. 
 
Heavy Metal: Codpiece and chaps. 
 
House Music: OK as long as it's not the house next door.
What else?
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