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Britney hits #1 with a forgettable anthem for gum-chomping airheads, One Day as a Lion provides a powerful message, and Lil Wayne has a ridiculous fantasy.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/88947

Guns N' Roses takes 15 years to release a mediocre lead single, Atmosphere crafts a spectacular pop song, and Christina Aguilera believes possessing female genitalia grants diplomatic immunity.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/89729

Pink deals with divorce by inciting random violence, Cut Copy parties like it's 1989, and Jay-Z, T.I., Kanye West & Lil Wayne perform a four-way circle jerk.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/90284

Nickelback's cock rock needs a some Viagra, Jazmine Sullivan lets her man know she's !***!ed, and Matt Nathanson pleads for some torrid make-up sex.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/90830

Lady Gaga is a few cards short of a full deck, Kardinal Offishall busts his boxspring, and Jason Mraz paddles into the top 20 with a ukulele.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/91697

The Ting Tings prove that even terrible music can sell when Apple comes knocking, T Pain and Ludacris attempt to honor chopped and screwed music and MGMT finally get the recognition they deserve.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/92198

Kanye's attempt at emo is a nightmare, Common modernizes an old futuristic sound and Black Stone Cherry gives hard rock a much needed kick in the ass.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/93218

"The Best 30 Songs To Pound My Eardrums in 2008"
Best of 2008 including 10 Years, Atmosphere, Cure, Cut Copy, Five Finger Death Punch, Jason Mraz, Matt Nathanson, MGMT, One Day As A Lion, Sixx AM, Slipknot and more.
Part One: http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/93562
Part Two: http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/94011

"The Worst 20 Songs To Pound My Eardrums in 2008"
Worst Songs of 2008 including Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Kanye West, Kid Rock, Metallica, Nickelback, Soulja Boy, Staind, Tings Tings, and, of course, Lil Wayne. Join me as I mercilessly deliver justice upon no-talent douchebags masquerading as musicians, vocalists and songwriters.
Part One: http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/94528
Part Two: http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/95058

Glasvegas sings about every parent's worst nightmare, Britney says "Alpha Kenny Buddy," and 3OH!3 somehow avoid an ass-kicking of biblical proportions.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/95590

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here is the latest set of reviews:

U2 divides their fans, Plain White T's try to prove they aren't an 'acoustic ballad band' by releasing another acoustic ballad, and Five Finger Death Punch offer a radio-friendly song that works in the mosh pit.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/96173

Crooked X cranks up the adrenaline, Lil Wayne's rock doesn't roll, and Young Jeezy & Nas deserve deportation for their so-called tribute to America's first black President.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/96745

Flo Rida uses the hook from an 80s new wave hit to compliment a stripper, Skindred rocks down to an old, familiar avenue, and The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart bring back the upbeat, melancholy, shoegazer noise-pop sound.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/97295

Blue October threaten violence with a knife, shovel, insects... and the kitchen curtains, The G Spot Boyz invent a group dance that makes the Electric Slide look like advanced ballroom dancing, and Depeche Mode provides background music suited for a gang of voguish vampires traipsing down a moonlit alleyway.

Grab a cold one and check out this week's completely biased reviews done by the sometimes humorous, always heartless guitarist of the rock band A Simple Complex.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/97888

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new review posted today...

Lilly Allen tells George W where to go and how to get there, 50 Cent is batting 0 for 2, and NASA gives Talking Heads fans a reason to "Byrne" up the dance floor.

These heavily biased reviews are proudly brought to you by the sometimes humorous, always heartless guitarist of the rock band A Simple Complex.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/98472

Morrissey and his bandmates proudly display all seven inches, K'naan's message of hope mixes Nas with Bob Marley, and Soulja Boy Tell Em pats himself on the back for getting dressed.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/99202

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Chris Cornell gets jiggy with it, Lamb of God drops a great song for pumping iron, and The Toxic Airborne Effect reminds this writer to be thankful for what he no longer must suffer.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/99743

Seether does a sucky cover of a sucky song, Nine Inch Nails rings Pavlov's bell, and That 1 Guy rivals Blue Man Group without needing the blue or the group.

These biased reviews are proudly brought to you by the sometimes humorous, always heartless guitarist from the hard rock band that now practices on Sundays – A Simple Complex.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/100350

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you're welcome. thanks for checking out the column. hopefully people find it entertaining and informative.

this week's reviews...

Cage The Elephant proves that a strict religious upbringing has predictable results (booze, hard-partying, crazy stunts and music about sin) and Pleasure P offers his services to the ladies in the hizzy looking for a little sex on the side without the burdens of emotional commitment.

These biased reviews are proudly brought to you by the sometimes humorous, always heartless prick from the hard rock band that is performing at the Bam Margera Meet And Greet in Manchester NH tonight – A Simple Complex.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/101539

Eminem has gone from being a cutting-edge, controversial rapper to a circus ringleader who sounds like he's reading the National Enquirer to a group of ten-year-old boys.

K.I.G starts a dance craze across the UK with a song that goes well with diapers, stuffed animals and zwieback.

Plus, short reviews of Earshot, Metallica, Pink, Sevendust and more.

These biased reviews are proudly brought to you by the sometimes humorous, always heartless prick from the hard rock band that WAS supposed to open for Korn next month – A Simple Complex.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/102139