 if god played a horn, what would it be
if god played a horn, what would it be
23:56 on Wednesday, August 25, 2004
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(ric)
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i imagine that if god played an instrument, he would be playing a double B flat sub-comtra bass.
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Re: if god played a horn, what would it be
11:03 on Thursday, August 26, 2004
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(M. A.)
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umm, thats ineresting, ric.
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Re: if god played a horn, what would it be
19:49 on Thursday, August 26, 2004
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Re: if god played a horn, what would it be
23:09 on Thursday, August 26, 2004
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(Bobert)
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Well, I have heard many arguments. I have heard arguments for Tuba, because the bell points towards heaven, and I have heard arguments against french horn (and tuba) because they are all wrapped up tight and inefficiently. These people argue that it must be some straight instrument, such as a clarinet. But it also needs to point heaven-ward. So that gives us a few saxophones. But would God play a saxophone? I think not. They rank right up there with bag pipes and violins in the ugly/painful department. So that leaves us with but one instrument. The bassoon. God plays a bassoon, if he plays anything.
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